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planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."
I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.
by FazedNB October 2, 2006
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Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Captain josh December 15, 2007
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plonky

a penguin you put in a mircowave in order to warm up. the penguin then retains the heat and slowly re-releases it into your body.

Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.

Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.

It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.

Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.
girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"
by H - June 15, 2008
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plunked

to loose control of a situation and get frustrated
i am generally a control freak but when things don't work for me i get plunked, but i try my best to let that feeling go
by pikachu2131 November 9, 2014
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Plankerjerk

To help someone with a task in a very confident manner.
"My priest plankerjerked me when I needed some religious comfort."
by Joreycones January 16, 2010
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Planking

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.
Lets go planking, man
by flip69 June 12, 2011
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phunked

this term is used when a typical American punks a Norwegian.
Dude from norway says " man i can so type faster than you"
American googles for typing test site takes test and skools the norwegian. 35 wpm more is the average as of right now. That my friend is called being phunked.
by Imdirtydirty December 7, 2011
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