National Stomp on Short People Day 

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.

"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*

National Stomp on Short People Day by thlying October 22, 2020

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people 

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people by EU🅱️🅱️OUR June 5, 2022

Tumblr Famous People

people who either
1. post naked pictures
2. own a 5,000 dollar camera
3. take cute pictures with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4. are flawless
5. all of the above

me: *post epic picture*
-10 minutes later.... 2 notes
tumblr famous people: *post picture of grass*
-10 minutes late....1,000 notes

Tumblr Famous People by thatonechickkkk May 26, 2012

chimney people 

A spiritual being that lives on a house. If you stand outside and yell, the echo returning is nonetheless voice of the chimney person living on YOUR house. they are closely related to the predominate mugwump, who, have never before been seen by the human. The only to see this creature is Chin Chin a fat native.

chimney people are only seen on brunet st.

chimney people by mugwump99 March 26, 2008

Swamp people

A show about huntin' alligators and living on the swamp. The people are so redneck that they have to put subtitles when they speak. These people are cajun and their ancestors have been huntin gators for over 300 years. They are committed to their way of life and living off the land

Quotes from Swamp People "das a tree-shaka

Chootem Clant Chootem!!!"--Troy a character on the show
"Gators not a stupid animal. It don't take'em long to learn, they learn...quick"(snap)-- Junior

Swamp people by Sex Demon April 17, 2012

stupid people

95% of the people who submitted inane definiitions for this web-tionary

stupid people by I R STOOPID PEEPULLZ October 2, 2003

We don't believe you, you need more people 

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

We don't believe you, you need more people by Kuahmel December 20, 2009