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Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016
mugGet the Pirates Patchmug.

piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017
mugGet the piddle patchmug.

Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!
Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!
by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017
mugGet the Screaming patch snatchermug.

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape
That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.
by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016
mugGet the cabbage patchingmug.

adult sour patches

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym
by 420thedream August 16, 2021
mugGet the adult sour patchesmug.

Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
mugGet the Naperville Patchmug.

Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.
by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012
mugGet the Patch Headmug.

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