Sour patch

To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after

I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days

by Nolackinn08 September 21, 2020

princess patch

the "grundle" area on a cute widdle lady

we fucked so hard from behind that you rubbed my princess patch raw

by your slut September 3, 2010

Bitch Patch

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend

Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU

by Romeo9794 April 13, 2010

Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.

I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days

by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023

Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016