FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 11, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022

Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."

by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022

Patch Lastname

this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn

Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now

by leverticus tomerticus April 29, 2022

Patches

Another word for Bitch , used to subliminal messages,

Calm down patches.

by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022