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sexual panda

A funk/alt. band formed on Long Island in late 2003. They have released 3 albums, with more forthcoming.
Were you at the Sexual Panda show last weekend? It Rocked!
sexual panda by TC January 7, 2005

Fire Panda 

The act of dunking your balls into yours woman's mouth and yodel as hard as you can.
I fire panda'd so hard last night because my babe slurped so hard
Fire Panda by S1gma January 11, 2015

Sticky Panda

When you use your thumbs to hold a girl’s eyes back to give them “Asian Eyes” and climax onto their face.
Damn dude, took this girl home form the bar and gave her a Sticky Panda.
Sticky Panda by 123456789101111 April 28, 2019

sleepy panda

A person or animal who is extremely sleepy.
Hey look at that sleepy panda, he's soo sleepy.
sleepy panda by Larah March 30, 2007

Scalded Panda 

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....
Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
Scalded Panda by Tact123 March 4, 2010

Man Panda 

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.
nate hopper= man panda
Man Panda by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008