PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE

A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.

"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"

by CastroL May 13, 2006

puddyfuckmallow

A warm, chewy, gooey vanilla center surrounded by fried lima beans on a bed of warm llama piss

I love to eat puddyfuckmallows when I have german guests over

by CheeseEatingFreaks August 29, 2003

Doggy Paddle

sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.

Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.

by c-dog February 22, 2004

Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Praddy

Praddy is an informal colloquialism of the word "pretty", and originates as such in the suburban dialects of Georgia, however usage has spread to many parts of the English speaking world.

"This building is praddy tall."

"Are you finished in the bathroom yet?"
"Praddy much."

by Pip January 18, 2009

Peddy Cash

An assumed motive for why teenagers dress like skanks.
To earn yourself some Peddy Cash.

Peddy Cash is a combination of the terms;
Pedophile and Petty Cash

1. "That skank we just drove past looks like she's in for some Peddy Cash".

2."Tegan! Get yo' ass out there, and earn some Peddy Cash!"
*Aaron comically suggests a way for Tegan to pay for the Take-Away.*

3.Samantha tends to dress in a way that 12yo's shouldn't dress, thus it can be assumed that she MUST be saving for the latest Pokemon game.

by Aaron Halpin November 22, 2007

pandy

Referring to sexual relations with a man, woman or animal.

Man, I'm gagging for a bit of pandy off Josephine tonight.

by Liam Salmon December 10, 2008