PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024

positive ableism

It is basically saying something ableist but masking it with an overall positive tone to avoid getting called out for ableism

Example: “You are not autistic, you are artistic 🤎”
Example: “My family can say a lot of stuff labeled as positive ableism”

by SISTER/NATION January 27, 2024

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

Gefimcious Positioning

strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.

root words Gefea Inimi

The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals

Allowing them to win the civil war later.

by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

positive canthal tilt

A positive canthal tilt is when the inside corner of your eye (medial canthis) is lower than the outside corner of your eye. A positive canthal tilt is typically viewed as a highly aesthetically pleasing trait, and thus important in achieving success when searching for a spouse.

She has a positive canthal tilt, which is why I'm dating her

by Bobbystrurrew November 16, 2023

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023