crabby patty

Someone who comes to work EVERY day in a bad mood.

Sarah is such a crabby Patty

by Her Boss May 7, 2004

patty wacker

a kitchen tool used to separate frozen hamburger patties.

Jim used a patty wacker to get the hamburgers apart instead of a knife.

by frederice January 9, 2008

Pattywhack

A funny word used by certain stoners to describe the small, effortless snacks they grab to satisfy the muchies.

Josh's munchies were getting the best of him, so he couldn't help but grab a pattywhack from the kitchen.

by olimarfunk September 12, 2017

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

Free krabby patty

Anything that is free ( especially something that once was not )

I saw a 20 dollar bill on the ground and exclaimed hey a free krabby patty!

by garmr November 25, 2016

Krabby Patty

When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.

Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!

by Popit Chopit January 24, 2017

Pettycillin

When you petty and that person fucks up and revives you.

Tim petty toward Bob made him call in sick to work to have Bob work by himself. Tim gets a call bob was fired. So tim got a pettycillin shot and felt better.

by Sana chan September 8, 2016