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James: May gay penis is a footlong
Sensible Person: Dude wtf your girlfriend is here
by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020
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Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.
by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020
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little penis land

little penis land is a faction on the famous DREAM SMP
by HalfSICKO January 11, 2021
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Small Penis Appreciation

Also known as (SPA). The opposite of Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). Refers to those out there who prefer a small penis over larger sizes.
Megan: Did you see that guy? He’d probably be a good subject for SPH, since he’s so small.

Ashley: Idk, I honestly prefer Small Penis Appreciation since the size feels better in me and there’s more I can do with it comfortably.

Megan: Ugh.

Ashley: Haha!
by TheSilverLizard August 14, 2021
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goofy penis

when you bounce on yo home boy dick and it breaks
by johngreenballs February 8, 2022
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Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!
I am suffering from Post Match Penis!
by JJ91 January 22, 2011
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Seth Rogen Penis

Hey did you know that a lot of men in the USA and Israel have a Seth Rogen Penis?
by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020
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