pencil job

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.

WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!

by inkgirl September 5, 2009

Pending for Life

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.

1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.

by A. Boogy January 8, 2010

Peni

Peni, twelve or more penises gathered in one place or area.

I heard Jenny had peni at her house last night.

by lynkozz March 30, 2015

Peni

A bundle of penises

Alexis Texas took many peni in one video.

by Mr.peni January 13, 2017

Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

by Klamer October 20, 2006

#2 pencil

A basic bitch

"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."

by garry jounson January 1, 2017