The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005
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by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs December 12, 2008
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the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003
Get the Penguin mug.A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006
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by BLEPPY December 17, 2008
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The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog and this proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.
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