Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021

fart oven

When you close up the doors and windows of a car and fart as much as you can.

Wtf is that smell? ah shit dude did you just create a fart oven?

by Creepy stalker in your closet March 18, 2017

Easy Bake Oven

An insult to call someone when they have an easy task but make it extremely complicated to the point where it’s not worth doing

Man, we were playing scrabble and they put endometriosis off of dome.

What an Easy Bake Oven

by BlueGoatKid February 22, 2019

oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.

Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...

by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015

Brick oven

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.

*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”

by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018

Auto-Dutch oven

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously

Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker

by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020