JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.

JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.

by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013

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low job

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

by pdobrinen January 04, 2019

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Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.

I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.

by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014

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Rob The Job

A well-being man who gets shit done.

1. Jack: Damn, we really need to find alcohol for tonight
Jill: Call up Rob The Rob, he will get it done.

2. Jack: I really need to talk to some one about my personal problems
Jill: Here comes Rob The Job, talk to him.

by wearethearchers0 April 27, 2010

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mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

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