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Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.
My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Laugh Job

The act of giving a handjob and giggling.
My chick was so high last night that she ended up giving me a laugh job.
by H the Molester July 8, 2011
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blim job

(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.

Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.

Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.

Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.

Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.

"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010
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Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.
Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!
by Fallon69420 February 26, 2021
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Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em
Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job
by hjiig December 21, 2018
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Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Hubcap job

A rim job with underwear on
It was weird, after the blowjob she put my underwear back on and gave me a hubcap job.
by Andybats March 21, 2019
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