office

To occupy or maintain office space.

"If you office near San Antonio, Texas, you can arrange for a free, in-office demonstration ..." -- from the website of VerdictMax.com, where it was first encountered. Previously used only as a noun, 'office' has now become a verb.

by Robert-Arek Taylor December 10, 2003

office homo

Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or are unsure who the office homo is, its you. Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.

"That bloke is talking about Kylie Minogue again."
"Yeah, he's the office homo."
"Ah."

by Sniggalips September 17, 2008

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Star Trek box-office effect

The phenomenon in which a film with a large cult following (i.e., Star Trek, Star Wars, Robert Rodriguez movies)opens to large first-weekend box-office grosses, followed by a steep drop-off in attendence shortly thereafter.

Guy: Did you see that Austin Powers 3 beat Attack of the Clones in just its second week of release?

Girl: Well, no duh. Only geeks line up for that crap, and after they see it opening weekend, no one else goes. It's a total Star Trek effect.

by Joaquin Mercutio July 18, 2008

office nigger

Ethnic slur for Caucasian, white collar types. Especially those who commit white collar crimes, or invade helpless countries.

That office nigger Dick Cheney be gettin all those mother fuckin' no bid contracts.

by thatdamngoat July 7, 2006

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009