numbnut

Correct spelling of numnut. Normally used as an insult meaning idiot. However, also implies that the recipient is a coward, sterile or impotent. A combination of numb and nut, where nut is a slang for testicle. In other words, a man who cannot feel his testicles and acts accordingly.

"Are you lookin at me, numbnut? Cause if you are, I'm going to damage what's left of your courage."

by wkc December 1, 2006

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

numa numa dance

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.

Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.

by Jake February 28, 2005

number ten relationship

the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.

"Saw Bob and Jessica walking down the street today - god are they a number ten relationship..."

by Mrs. J.Black September 6, 2009

number neighbor

Someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last digit.

Greg: Hey, Karla, what's your number?

Karla: (719):558-9013

Greg: Hey! We're number neighbors! Mine's (719):588-9016.

by MrLemon333 August 6, 2009

Prime Number

Also known as Numeros Primos, this is a rare species, it is a part of the larger class of Natural Numbers, which turn out to all be made of primes. Primes have the special property that they are only divisible by one and themselves. This of course means 2 is the only even prime, which makes it the oddest of them all.

Prime Number: 2^237156667-1

by SuperReallyGoodAtMathGuy December 22, 2008

Rule Number One

In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.

Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!

by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009