non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.

"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"

by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018

non-poser-ness

A human who does something out of good reason (skill, enjoyment,etc.) and not because it is popular or will get them in good somewhere.

"Wyd?"
"Playing Kingdom Hearts."
"That game is so popular now!"
"Yeah but I only play it because I'm good."
"Sweet, non-poser-ness"
":D"

by panwaffles January 9, 2010

non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

by Lorilynn January 7, 2011

premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

Non-Compliance Tax

When offering some a Joint whilst they are otherwise occupied..and taking a longer time with it

*playing CoD*
Jim *getting well into it, paying no attention to J*
Dave *offers to pass J without saying anything, just holding it there*
Jim *has no clue J is waiting for him to take
Dave: Non-Compliance Tax! *smokes some more

by TwinTown23 December 11, 2011

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

Non-Heterosexual Homophobe

someone who identifies as gay but also hates gay people

wow mikey is such a Non-Heterosexual homophobe

by SomethingRandom9 March 9, 2021