stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021

BIG NONCE

famous and upcoming soundcloud rapper

yo did you hear that BIG NONCE song called MOOSE

by BIG-NONCE834 April 14, 2021

Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop

“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”

by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

Fat nonce

A large boy who likes kids under 12

That kid over there is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021

No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021