Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013

Forget Fapping February

No Nut November but in February
Basically just a second chance for those who failed NNN and also shorter

Person: Hey, have you heard of Forget Fapping February?
Person 2: No, what the fuck? How did you get in my house?

by heypaymeplease February 3, 2023

mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session

dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat

by alex3142 May 18, 2016

Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.

Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.

by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020

fap till it's cold

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old

I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.

by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016

Cliff side fap

When you cum off the side of your bed

Dude last night I did a cliff side fap and I landed on my text book

by Fjdhrhhcu December 16, 2020