by yeastlyspew October 26, 2013

Cone nips are two enlarged pencil tops on your chest.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
Person #1: Daaaaaaaamn! That guy got some floppy Cone Nips!
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
by |JP| July 15, 2016

A common expression, usually from a stay at home alcoholic, generally used to encourage his friends at work to purchase and send a small bottle (not limited to) of high percentage alcohol to him/her.
by NinjaNes January 15, 2025

by awgesghsdhsfd September 8, 2019

Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance
Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”
by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nips:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
