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night noon o'1 

after midnight, 12:01am
Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao

Night Poop 

A poop taken after 8pm, outside of one’s regular poop taking rhythm.
I’ll be right back, I think I might have to take a Night Poop….

Night Shift 

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.
Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?

Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!
Night Shift by Bollock tucker November 3, 2022

night raven 

an evening bid for company, comparable to a booty call.

executed with no shame and frequently used by individuals with fuck boy tendencies.
"As soon as I got a drink in me, I night ravened my whole roster."
night raven by lrootr789 November 18, 2022

Night Gardener 

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Night Gardener by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

Night Noon 

Go to bed, it’s almost night noon!
Night Noon by Tony Sweets January 23, 2023