Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

Cheaters Never Prosper

A bullshit lie that should be deleted as misinformation

"Cheaters Never Prosper" my ass. Do you have no idea how the real world works?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored

Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by PainoGaming October 31, 2021

Never Not Nutting

A condition where if the person loses no nut november, they must nut every hour until november is done as punshiment.

" You lost NNN! Dude your gonna have to go through the punishment now."
" What the hell is the punishment?"
"Its called Never not nutting and you have to nut every hour dude"
"Fuck"

by SolaireTheNutGod November 2, 2020

Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.

Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025

who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 28, 2020

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023