Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp

I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

Mushroom Circle

When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."

Hey man you wanna do a mushroom circle?

by tihts annonymous May 6, 2019

Tilly Tubby The Mushroom

Tyler is a mushroom, and a tilly tubby. He is a friend of a bully, Eric the bully.

Tilly tubby the mushroom is weird. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Un sha ba chi.

by Breadguy May 17, 2019

Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

by Strange Bird May 18, 2019

frosty mushroom

A canadian sex move. Prior to sex, you go outside, and stick the head of your penis in the snow bank until the head is nice and cold, and then proceed to fuck your partner.

Kyle : Yeah man, last night during the snow storm I gave her a frosty mushroom

by fenrirwolfe March 12, 2019

mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019