King Mushroom 

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

King Mushroom by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

mushroom 

1. Something that when eaten cuz fuck ur brain up
2. Shrooms

Man let me get some of those mushrooms

mushroom by K-Wo February 11, 2003

Mushroom Tattooist 

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo

Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist

Mushroom Tattooist by Felch The Gimp March 9, 2004

purple mushroom 

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

purple mushroom by tony with a T February 13, 2003

mushroom guppy 

n. someone who says "YA" a lot and tries to be sweet but cant quite pull it off
n. a person who rides horses
n. a guppy in the shape of a round brownish green fungi
n. someone who sings on the phone and is sometimes referred to as "young munny"
n. one who hits on gingers
adj. a specific way to hula dance

HEY i was doing that mushroom guppy dance the other day!
That mushroom guppy isn't as chill as we thought.

mushroom guppy by THEBLACKBANDIT November 30, 2010

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo 

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

mushroom stamp 

To slap a persons forehead with a penis

Person1: "I'm Mexican"

KKK: "Need a mushroom stamp"
Mexican: "Me no mushroom stamp"

mushroom stamp by mushroomstamp1304 September 17, 2013