Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

papey moose

A man of supreme physical looks, who is intelligent and very well respected

Prince, or king papey moose

by naparoo July 22, 2010

Snow Moose

A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's

Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose

by Dani! ♡ July 20, 2022

bloo moose

An "animal" first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. This "animal" is considered dangerous. Its weapon? Incoherent babbling. The discoverer of this "animal" was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. But in the squirrel's diary it tells of wat he talked about.
Entry 1:

RUN! The bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!

by tcip23 July 18, 2009

Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name

Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!

by Redneck11 December 5, 2016

Moose Kunckle

When you wear your thong backwards

uMmMm, Moose knuckle is like a camle toe but different.

by *Who?* March 18, 2003

red moose

When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE

That chick over there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.

by d00dyoudontknowmeee June 10, 2008