catchers mitt

1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.

"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"

"Don't worry, I brought mine"

by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004

Mitt-based cinema

A form of twentieth century cinema revolving around conceptions of the animal and human hand.

I just don't rate mitt-based cinema. What does the hand actually signify?

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Mitt Tickler

any individual with a general attraction to a women's hair ridden vagina

That Bruce, he really loves women, yep, he's a real mitt tickler.

by Jajajajajaja Brewwwwwww April 8, 2010

Minty Turnip

An experience where you are harassed by someone (often on Facebook) by a white person.

White person - "I noticed your name sounds like "Minty Turnip""

by ClassyFlosser March 4, 2011

Mattycakes

A cute petname that simply rolls off the tongue. It's origin comes from the child game "Patty Cakes."

My boyfriend? Oh, I call him Mattycakes. I love him!

by StarSamantha December 8, 2011

mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.

"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?

by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011