Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 13, 2023

Mike McCurry

A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.

Famous cheating orange hun bastard

Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise

by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008

Wild Mike

Curran Dixon’s alter ego while playing video games

Did you see that guy?

Yeah he was wild!
I think that was mike.... wild mike

by Wuuut1276 April 21, 2019

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

Mike-Tew

Very talented person a Mike-Tew is often the most loving person you will ever meet they also white dudes. Tews for Tew

That's a Mike-Tew The White Dude

by PeachesofMillTown September 2, 2018

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 June 20, 2008

Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

by kjp06 June 16, 2020