paul revere middle school

Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.

Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School

Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?

Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.

by peaco33 September 19, 2011

middle school dance

when girls put on tight booty shorts and slutty tank tops just to stand around for an hour and then when the dancing actually starts to go and try to get any random douche bag to grind them.

Jane: I'm soooo excited for the middle school dance tonight!! I hope a hotty grinds me. What are you wearing?
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.

by sirgrindalot July 8, 2011

Middle school hoe

The classsic middle school hoe in the making takes Instagram and Snapchat pics with their boobs out wear the tighest pants to make their booty look bigger usually wear makeup always complaining they won’t date but always do then date an fboi then complain when they leave them usually is fake but complains how fake everybody else is when they are the real problem complains about the dress code and when someone calls them a hoe they say I don’t sleep with anyone how am I a hoe usually has had like over 5 boyfriends

That girl Kaylee is such a middle school hoe she’s dated like 10 guys this month and thinks everyone is so fake and always wears the tighest pants

by Tobatron February 3, 2018

woodworth middle school

a school full of retard ass yemeni niggas who think they lightskin, and tryna be something they aint. Also full of ratchet ass white gurls who think they black. The school looks like ass, and it'll be hard not to find a group of reeking guys out front, prob talking about fortnite

yo u kno that one gurl?
Ya shes from woodworth middle school.
Damn man nevermind.

by pussy blaster August 3, 2018

ronald reagan middle school

a middle school in virginia probably one of the worst schools out there...it’s full of rich ass white kids.All the girls are all over the boys and the teachers do nothing about it. Everyone there is fake the teachers do nothing to help kids out that are falling behind !

ronald reagan middle school sucks

by hotbarbie November 21, 2018

Malcolm in the Middle

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.

On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.

by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008

Middleton Milkshake

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009