shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

hupifpyivhkvyoufotuykvhj

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Aeson Mason

Aeson Mason is a really good boy he tends to joke around w his friends alot by saying "meeq weeq" etc yk, bro code.
And His Other Nickname is Mason Jar

"Aeson Mason wont give me V-Bucks"

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Mason switlick

When you hit the penjamin too hard and green out

Oh I totally just pulled a mason switlick

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024

A Mason

a person who is rude to the person he likes because he is so jealous but won’t admit it. he is mad that she is dating someone nicer than him and won’t admit that either. wow cool mason. really cool.

wow that guy likes me but he’s a jerk! he really doin a mason

by yeetzaway December 19, 2018