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Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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Midget

Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids
My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga
by Circle D November 13, 2017
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midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.
Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.
by rorymac November 29, 2016
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buff midget

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi
by LaChostosina April 25, 2021
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Mauling The Midget

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
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Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.
by Glydo December 22, 2023
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Midget

by Spinner1202 July 9, 2018
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