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mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking
“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22
by k.rau March 30, 2022
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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
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Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds
I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.
by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025
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Trip up a midget month

Trip up a midget month is from November to December it so you can annoy your small friends
She is really annoying me
Go trip her up, it’s trip up a midget month
by Penis1568 November 18, 2020
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Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)
Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck
by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025
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midget

my gf is a midget.
by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 14, 2021
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