danny logic

When you make stupid decisions with stupid logic that make absolute no sense.

“Hey, I got yelled at by the teacher and I told on you because you made me get in trouble” - Student
“Oh my god that’s such Danny Logic” -Student

by Danny Decheeto September 24, 2020

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022

Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.

1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2022

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Chameleon Logic

Chameleon logic means the ability to adapt to changing conditions or circumstances. It is often used to describe the ability of an algorithm to adapt, learn, and adjust its behavior to achieve a desired outcome.

Chameleon Logic is a type of artificial intelligence (AI) that uses a combination of algorithms and data to rapidly adapt to changing conditions.

by ChamLogic February 3, 2023

Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!

Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!

by KaliScar February 16, 2021

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018