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lake stevens

A small town in washington that is kinda of lame. The only thing entertaining is the Lake, but that gets boring quickly, the town festival (aquafest) is cool, but it's only for three days, and the city council keeps voiting down a skate park.

Basically shitty, and full of rich preppy kids and wangster kids who think they're amazing, but really need to get a reality check, because the best time of their life will be high school, then they'll spend the rest of it flipping burgers at McDonalds.

The schools are full of stoners and kids with issues, especially cavalero, and most kids can't wait to get out of this podunk place and go to college.
Wangster Kid: I'm from lake stevens. I'm gangster as HELL!

Gangster Kid: Bitch! Better get running now!
by The Skittle Queen August 28, 2008
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Lakers

One of the weakest teams in the NBA now that they traded Shaq to the Heat. Kobe averaging 27 ppg, but that is pretty much it. He will leave soon, as will everyone else because coaching staff sucks ass. The fans, since they are a bunch of Hollywood pissants, will begin leaving.
Ever since the Lakers traded Shaq, they suck some serious dick.
by hawkdude56 April 23, 2005
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Lakers

hey bro the lady lakers trashed that sucky harrisburg team yo
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Lake Forest

Lake Forest is the name of the Best Town on Chicago's North Shore. With Lake Bluff as its Canada and Highwood as its Mexico, Lake Forest forms a utopian microcosm of the United States. Or, at least, how an ideal United States WOULD be if we got rid of all the minorities, the poor, the curly-haired hippy liberals, etc. Lake Forest is proudly white, proudly Christian, proudly conservative, and largely Republican. Lake Forest is largely Upper Middle Class, with a few really rich people living in mansions down at the lakeshore. Unlike the other towns on the North Shore, whose affluence comes from being professionals, which are filled with professors and journalists and artists and lawyers and doctors...Lake Forest gets its affluence from businessmen and bankers. As such, ours is a happy family-values aristocratic affluence, unlike the existentially angsty liberal intellectualite "affluence" of the "New Trier Suburbs". Our people are SMART, not "intellectual". Religious, not "spiritual". And truly have class, not "culture". In other words, we're the real deal. Happy, friendly, safe. Not poser bohemians like the other North Shore towns. And we ARE better looking than most places. And look and dress more NORMALLY. Those New Trier boys with their long curly hair should visit a barber. Looks like dirty pubes on their head. Get a haircut! We are down-to-earth people who get things done and don't take any crap. Things here have to look nice and be non-offensive. We don't want the angsty overachievment of the New Trier kids of parents who can't get over the 70's. We have less venereal disease than New Trier, and less atheist scum. We are not snobs, just proud. It's the myth of intellectualism in the "New Trier Suburbs" that is snobby. We're just regular Americans, down to earth people who just happened to succeed in business, and decided to use it to build a safe and beautiful town with good schools for the kids to grow up in. As such, we don't much care for the rest of the North Shore's angsty constant-rebellion identity crises.
New Trier Boy #1: It's so unfair. Good genes make you rich, smart, happy, and beautiful. Like those Lake Forest kids. They're so smart and happy and athletic and attractive! The girls have such big, perky tits and the guys have such huge cocks!

New Trier Boy #2: I know, it's so unfair. I'm clearly better than them because I can quote Nietzche and my dads are modern art professors. And yet I'm just going to go write some dark poetry and then hang myself with my own long, dirty, curly hair because I can't help but feel inadequate compared to them.
by TrevorWellisbetterthanyou January 21, 2008
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Lake Michigan

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.
"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."
by Iggy Fentenwood February 18, 2008
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lakers

used as a substitute for laters
a term used to say goodbye to somebody.
Term originated in Southern California.
John: I gotta head to the store, so I'll see you later.
Greg: alright, pick up some beer. lakers...
by slangbanger September 25, 2005
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Lake Stevens, Washington

The BEST little town in Washington State. About 15 minuites away from Everett, Washington. Lake Stevens is also known as Lake Town, and is filled with beautiful pot smokers. It also has the biggest selection of super fan for Lake Stevens High School.
by Morgan12345 February 17, 2009
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