An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.
Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."
Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."
Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."
by Annon665 December 05, 2021
'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'
by hamster hammer October 08, 2009
by jizztiger April 22, 2011
The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.
I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.
My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob
My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob
by seabeejpd November 03, 2010
Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.
Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.
Person B: What a typical cock knob.
Person B: What a typical cock knob.
by BH7 February 02, 2011
The most satisfying kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.
Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"
Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.
Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"
I ran round the corner and someone fired an RPG past my head, so I knobbed him with a python, happy days!
by chaoticplanet January 26, 2011
look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.
by culinarythug February 09, 2010