The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

.9.Intelligenke Iz The Kullenky Of Maieliars & Obgekiz.9.

.9.Intelligenke Iz The Kullenky Of Maieliars & Obgekiz.9.

.9.Intelligenke Iz The Kullenky Of Maieliars & Obgekiz.9.

by Adujasty343 August 28, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

R. Kelling

The photography of children having sex or doing sexual actions.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Gabriel? He was arrested for R. Kelling.

by hibiscuus April 21, 2023