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Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.
Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
by The Troll June 29, 2006
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Kyle Gallner

Kyle Gallner (born October 22, 1986) is an actor from West Chester, Pennsylvania who is best known for his roles on "Smallville," "Veronica Mars," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Haunting In Connecticut." He is very close with fellow actor Jake Abel from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Kyle is one of the most promising actors of his generation, as named by Nylon magazine, known for playing dark characters quite brilliantly.
"Kyle Gallner was the kid who played Beaver on Veronica Mars, right?"
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."
by waxphilosophic April 10, 2010
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Kyle

A person who talks how big his dick is. He is addicted to having sexual conversations. Android hater. Likes to look at instagram memes. Likes how a girl that has a boyfriend. A big acrewup and a dickhead. Blue eyes. Blond hair. Hairy ears.
by Chivkrnssss May 21, 2019
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kyle you stupid jew
by i like posting things online September 28, 2018
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Kyle

A Kyle is a huge flake who some of his friends may call ignorant. A women chaser and a child porn addict.
"I've got on anime , guess I'm such a Kyle now".
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Kyle

That one dude you meet on xbox who drinks 500 gallons of monster a day and always blames his teammates when he loses,when he gets mad he will punch holes through drywall.
by trewq4321 May 15, 2019
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A 16 year old boy who drinks an extreme amount of monster energy, he also punches wholes in drywall.
"kyle! Don't punch the teacher"
by Kyle Ekspert December 2, 2019
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