Cunt Knuckles

The world's newest exclamatory remark. Akin to golly willikers, holy smokes, etc...

Aw cunt knuckles, I spilled milk on my foot.

by Nicky Sicks September 3, 2010

MOOSE KNUCKLE

Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans

John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.

by Doc October 17, 2003

knuckle children

The load you blow from masturbating.

Jesus looked so hot in that robe that I felt the need to fire off some knuckle children after my family left for work.

by mikethecoder September 20, 2005

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Moose Knuckles

Camel toe for a really fat person

Damn dude! Look at those moose knuckles! uh-oh........here comes my lunch

by Dakota Anaya December 24, 2008

Ugandan Knuckles

The main character of a popular meme in 2018, a meme that if you say as of now, you might have some problems.

Person 1:Hey have you heard of Ugandan Knuckles?

Person 2:Oh God nooooo

by That1GirlGamer May 11, 2018

goo knuckle

noun,

1.) an aged testicle, typicaly shaven, wrinkled, and boasts a very venicular look

2.) a uni-nut.

Rita: I gave him a blow job last night and his goo knuckles were slapping me in the face.

by Wozzzzzzy October 8, 2009