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A bag of dicks.
Joseph
by JoeTannetta April 26, 2015
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Senator Joseph McCarthy

(1) U.S. Senator and patriot.

(2) Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee who investigated paid, Soviet agents in the U.S. government. This was a result of the conviction of Alger Hiss, a high level employee of the State Department, for perjury. Hiss was responsible for Poland being handed over to the Soviet Union after WWII when he was FDR's State Department advisor at Yalta.
At this time he was also a paid Soviet agent, a fact which he lied about under oath to the U.S. Congress.

(3) Never subpoenaed anyone from Hollywood, contrary to popular belief. This was done by the HUAC, the House Un-American Activities Committee, headed by Richard Nixon, then a Congressman from California.

(4) Everyone he accused of being a paid Soviet agent, was found to be, when de-crypted Soviet era intercepts, released in the 90's, named all of the accused as Soviet KGB and GRU assets.

(5) Patriotic American, successfully vilified by the Left for doing his job, he was unjustly censured by the Senate.
Senator Joseph McCarthy's character was assassinated by the Democrats with the help of "journalist" Edward R. Morrow in a campaign of mis-information that would make Josef Gobbles blush with pride.
by Torpedo Gunner May 16, 2009
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untidy joseph

When a you cum everywhere but inside her and she still ends up pregnant. Bonus points if you're for sure the only guy shes been with and the baby STILL isn't yours.
Dudebro #1 "Bro, my girl says shes pregnant but i always pop on her chest". Dudebro #2 "DUDE! That's an Untidy Joseph, your girls carrying Jesus 2.0!" Dudebro #1 "Holy Shit Bro!" Dudebro #2 "EXACTLY!"
by Gorbachops February 26, 2019
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Joseph

Dammmmmnnn he's hot. Usually goes for brunettes. He usually tends to have light brown eyes and brown hair. Flirts a lot and is sexual. Likes to be competitive
Dang Joseph is fine as hell
Joseph is dating her
by LoveMeLoveYou May 4, 2016
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Joseph R. Biden

by President Biden February 8, 2021
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Joseph-Kibria-drunk

When you're so drunk that you can only recognise a bottle/can/glass/sick-bag containing more alcohol. Everything and everyone else can fuck off. If someone who is Joseph-Kibria-drunk has no more alcohol, they should be kept away from sharp objects and other people.
Joe: Hello , I'm Joe. Fuck I'm so Joseph-Kibria-drunk right now.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.
by pashworth May 7, 2013
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Joseph

Komals baby she sleeps with <3 HE makes her day in the bed
Damn that was one night just like with joseph!
by SPUDERMAHN August 16, 2016
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