Jonathan

Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.

Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.

by James coney March 18, 2022

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The worst thing + guy in the world

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!

by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017

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Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast

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by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020

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Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.

Jonathan is goofy

by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023

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A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

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A junkie who lives on the streets, Mf got the biggest forhead, he a rat 🐁and a monkey 🐒, Jonathan can’t fight for shit always loses in everything. He a tweaker, he be laughing at him own self all the time, always sleeps lazy bih got nun to do. He has such sexy feet I js wanna lick them so bad 😍 he speder than ever

Jonathan got crooked ass teeth

by chenela January 27, 2022

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