jerry-rigged

Two guys drug you and then they both piss in each of your ears, simultaneously.

"God, I hope I don't get jerry-rigged at the party tonight."

by gayinator2000 September 27, 2017

Jerry

1. Slang term used for Oxycontin, particularly Oxy in the 80mg variety. The term "Jerry" comes from the #80 on Jerry Rice's jersey.

Julian: You Ricky, I just scored some Jerry from that sketchball down the street.
Ricky: Excellent brah, go long!

by RonfromWisconsin May 24, 2007

jerry

A reference to Jerry's Kids, a show on PBS supporting children with muscular dystrophy, much like calling someone retarded.

Dude, stop being such a fucking Jerry.

by p-murdernut February 27, 2008

Jerry Day

The birthday of music legend Jerry Garcia. Celebrated with listening to music and having fun.

Man, we're gonna get wasted and listen to The Dead all day on Jerry Day, It's gonna be awesome.

by Deadheadkid92 March 1, 2009

Jerry Punch

A punch from a lame-ass person that just runs his mouth all day and doesn't do a thing.

Jerry threatened to "Jerry punch" me but he won't because he's a pansy.

by Jessi84 December 2, 2009

Jerry Fong

A famous transvestite. Often used to describe transvestites in general.

Oliver: Dude, what's with the makeup?

Shemale: I'm dressing up as Jerry Fong for Halloween!

by FongWASHU October 24, 2009

Jerry

A very hung man that prefers to be called the jackhammer. As the most interesting man in the world he has been known to kill people with his flatulence. He always arrives late but thinks he is on time.

Jackhammer. Jerry came by my house last night and knocked down my walls.

by Pantiebandit March 10, 2017