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Mary Jane

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.
Person one: hey did you hear Mary Janenew song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024
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Mary Jane

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.
Person one: hey did you hear Mary Jane’s song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024
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jane margolis

Really hot alt girl who wears black and works as a tattoo artist and landlady. Might play hard to get but is secretly a huge softie and sweetie. From the TV show Breaking Bad
Person 1: Hey, that girl has the coolest hair style, what's her name?
Person 2: That's Jane Margolis, check out this sick tat she gave me the other day!
by jane margolis March 21, 2024
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Jane

You don't give a fuck about what I said about Jane. You don't give a fuck about what I said about Noah. You're an upity, neurotic, kike who wants to have dominion over other people and, like the Israeli oven goblins, you only have the balls to do what you're doing because you have complete dominion over the people you're doing it to.
Hym "Yeah, no, you don't give a fuck about Jane. Your wife is not a Jesus factory. Your religion is a lie. You belong in an oven. Hitler clearly killed the wrong jews. If I could cut the total number of jews killed during the holocaust im half... Just to ensure you bloodline was erased... Not only would I be improving humanity... But I would also be the jewish savior."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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To Mary Jane

You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.
by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025
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Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.
Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.
by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025
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Mary Jane Sippy

A Mary Jane Sippy is a nickname for THC Drinks usually coming in specific milligram doses.
Man I usually do a low dose Mary Jane Sippy of 5mg to relax to take the edge off but I drank a 10 mg and WOW love it.
by King Yamayama December 26, 2025
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