Twat Bacon

When fingering a girl who has gotten around and after pulling your hand out seing slimmy skin-like shit all over it, most often happens after a woman's period when she's cleaning out

WTF is this?!
Twat Bacon?!?!
SICK!!!

by Harley Jacobsen April 28, 2009

Bacon hair

When somebody has hair (usually girls) that looks like streaky bacon.

OMG Linda has major bacon hair!

by GammaPlease [Holly] January 11, 2009

Bacon Cow

A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.

Bacon Cows shart pigs.

by BigBootyHoe1337 October 9, 2014

bacon snail

a snail excessive amounts of bacon

dude look at that snail eating excessive amounts of bacon, it must be a bacon snail.

by dave and shane December 22, 2008

bacon strip

1) A small vertical strip of pubic hair over the genitals. Very popular with teens and women. A guy who has a bacon strip would be a homo.
2) A small streak of shit left in a pair of underwear. Caused by not wiping properly.

1) Holy shit Sally, your bacon strip really turns me on.
2) A girl took off my underwear last night, I thought I was going to score, but suddenly she noticed a bacon strip in my underwear.

by Dan January 18, 2005

strip-of-bacon

what happens when you slice up a cop with your knife

man Keeshon got 5 years for makin that cop into a strip of bacon

by Justin Bird February 23, 2004

wrapped in bacon

1) To australianafy an object normally without purpose.
2) As a strange early sunday morning comment used by Matt that has no real meaning but is still funny.

1) That Sushi should be wrapped in bacon.
2) Matt says "do you know why they call me fillet mignon... cause im wrapped in bacon!!!"

by Scooby March 1, 2005