jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot

ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!

by jizz monster March 27, 2008

jizz catcher

A loose bitch who is (or thinks she is) the queen of blow jobs.

Hey John, check out that girl at the end of the bar. Maybe you can hook-up; I hear she's a real jizz catcher!

by Michele one fuckin L January 13, 2010

jizz blasting

CUMMING ALL OVER HER FACE.
in order to do so. she must suck you until you blow a huge load of sperm in her nostril. then you must slap her in the face with your cock.

i was jizz blasting my girlfriend so hard last night.

by james licavoli August 11, 2008

Jizz Burger

When a man ejaculates in-between a woman's pussy lips, creating two pussy buns and a tender all jizz patty.

Guy 1: Dude lets go get some food.
Guy 2: Naw Bro, i made a big Jizz Burger with my girl this morning so im good for now.

by Johnis June 4, 2009

jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

by freddy cee December 4, 2005

Jizz Spritzer

Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...

"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"

by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009

Jizz cavern

A bizmal hole that could, is, or was at one time filled with ejaculate.

Man we should leave this bar, it's a total jizz cavern.
Have you checked out the strip club it's a jizz cavern. Mom don't pick up that sock it's my jizz cavern.

by Ccity 3147 September 9, 2009