Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nips:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023

It’s an expression
by Spider baby January 22, 2023

by Nik Nak Gaming December 16, 2018

Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance
Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”
by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018

"Look at that fuckboy over there?"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"
by Why you heff to be mad April 12, 2015

by Garrett Taylor March 9, 2019

by Thatguyoverthere. October 10, 2012
