Idiot boy 

Used to describe someone who has said something really stupid. Can also be used in some occasions when they do something stupid. When used it is said in a long droaning voice and repeated over and over until the person that did something stupid gets really mad at you,possibly resulting in you getting hit.

Jake: WAIT, George Foreman the grill salesman is the same Person as George Foreman the boxer?!

David: IIIIIIDIOT BOOYYYYY, IIIIIIDIOT BOOYYYYYY(etc.)

Jake: SHUTUP, just because im really stupid doesnt make me an idiot boy (WHACK).

Idiot boy by David Z August 11, 2006

Idiot Ball 

Can be a figurative or literal ball that creates profound stupidity in the person with the misfortune of holding it.

It is often used by writers to fuel the episode of the week when they can no longer think of a worthwhile plot driver.
-A tell for this is when you scream at a character, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, STOP THAT!"

Any Actor that appears in an infomercial.

Can be thought of as a game of Hot Potato but with one's competence on the line.

Actor with the Idiot Ball:
"Too stupid to figure out how to use a blanket? Get a Snuggie!"

Villain with the Idiot Ball:
"Before I kill you Mr. Bond, I will tell you how to stop my plan for world domination."

Idiot Ball by Icterus September 12, 2011

idiot check

It's the once-over when leaving a hotel/friends house/somewhere where you won't be back for a while. Typically performed by one assigned person. For all those times when you think, "Man! i'm such an idiot! I forgot my ..."

"You take the bags to the car, and i'll do the idiot check."

idiot check by sunshine-- December 24, 2008

idiot pig

when someone is not only an idiot, but a pig. generally used by third graders, but occasionally college students.

Kel: So, did you get the job?
Krissy: Yeah, I have to teach idiot pigs how to swim.

idiot pig by Kelley Neumann October 21, 2008

Idiot Fonde 

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!

Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.

Idiot Fonde by Luther1 April 8, 2019

Idiot Passenger Syndrome 

The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.

Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.

Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.

"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."

Idiot Passenger Syndrome by hierophant January 16, 2006

Idiot Exploiter 

The best browser ever for downloading Firefox and then deleting!

www . getfirefox . com

Idiot Exploiter by saxsux March 23, 2005