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Humphalumpagus

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"
by Austin01227 January 19, 2015
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human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)
An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
by malcolm shabazz April 28, 2014
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Humeme

A human being who has been turned into a meme
Nicolas Cage and Morgan Freeman are totally humemes now.
by gallyhill13 May 7, 2015
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Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'
by Bojrezo June 13, 2016
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Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.
A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!
by theinstigator October 18, 2016
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human centipede on a stick

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.
Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'
by martin4132 March 6, 2017
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hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK
by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018
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