German Handshake

Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.

Mario and german girl doin the dirty german handshake

by Brazil boi October 9, 2008

Dirty Handshake

The act of jizzing, or ejaculating, into your palm and slapping someone across the face. Can be done either in front of them or premeditated. You don't necessarily have to dislike a person to do such gesture. Most times it is an act of desperation to get the attention of another female or male or coworker.

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey baby! Baby? Sweety?" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? What?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "I love you!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

or

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey Frank! Yeah you!" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? Why'd you do that?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Cuz you're my boy!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

by mateodos September 4, 2009

Canadian Handshake

A blowjob

man that chick had a firm canadian handshake

by hooray cananada October 24, 2011

Manly HandShake

Another word for Masturbate.

"Friend 1: Dude get out the bathroom and do the manly handshake in your own damn house

Friend 2: Shut it F*** Face."

by Fred Gonz September 3, 2006

Foxhole Handshake

A neutral sexual act between to heterosexual males. Where one man who is very sexually aroused by a woman or an event and feels that self-gratification by masturbation will not satisfy him. That man might requests another man, generally a close friend to perform the act masturbating him instead. This will give the man two free hands to touch him during said act. This can also include two men or more doing this simultaneously at the same time. This particular act of having another person masturbates you are believed to feel more sexually stimulating then if you were to perform it yourself.

The origins of this act supposedly date back to the Vietnam War although some believe for it to be much older and dating back to WWI.

It involves two men hiding in a foxhole with bombs going off overhead. Both fearing that they might not make it threw the night and that they might never see their girlfriends again. They decide to masturbate each other while they fantasize about their girlfriends back home.

There have been certain rules lay down for this act.
1. There is to be no eye contact.
2. There is to be no verbal communication. If the recover requests the person to speed up, slow down, grip tighter, grip softer or to let go. These are done threw taps on the shoulder or over non verbal communications.

After three weeks of me missing my girlfriend my buddy gave me a foxhole handshake while I looked at her picture.

by tedbr076 February 13, 2009

Three-Way Handshake

n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.

Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?

by Gorillafaceoff June 8, 2011

Vagina Handshake

When a female says hello using her vagina.

They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.

You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.

See also: slore, easy, slut, whore

Ex. She gives out vagina handshakes because she has no personality and sex is all she's good at.

by youwasright October 20, 2014