Half-couple

When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?

Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018
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Half-Sammy

a half a boner. usually enough to hide in pants but makes hugs and walking around in boxers awkward.
dude, i woke up with a half-sammy and my mom saw it.
by Dreadgazebo March 26, 2011
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half mung

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung
by DIMI LOVES THE February 21, 2015
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half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.
ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.
by Floody86 June 26, 2015
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half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated
"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2
by agamerwithemail1 May 08, 2021
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Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
by CataclysmalHD June 28, 2016
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Half-Bisexual

A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .
I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !
by ThyHeadIdiotOfThemAll November 05, 2022
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