You forgot the homework 

A phrase that is said by and ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON who probably has no life by now.

Retard: Hey miss! You forgot the homework!
Me: OH GOD DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

You forgot the homework by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

sorry, I'm doing chem homework by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

Maths homework 

Cannabis

Nathan: Wanna do some maths homework?
Alex: Fo' Sho'

Maths homework by Natyrox October 20, 2011

should i do my homework 

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.

Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

should i do my homework by Don’tAskForMyName October 23, 2019

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

i should be doing homework 

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

i should be doing homework by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.

Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"

Doing my homework by Thatgaypieceofshit May 10, 2018