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Guitar hello

Polish greeting, used by proud poles.
-Guitar Hello!
-Hey Knee!
-God, Honor, Homeland
-Elbow, heel there is no customer!
by dobrepomaranczowe December 6, 2016
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Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
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Guitar hero

When a person is rubbing a girls clit vigorously to make her cum during sexy times.
He went guitar hero mode on her clit.
by 2shotsin September 11, 2020
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