silly goose pickle

A person that acts so dumb it’s surprising that people even notice their existence. Most Williams, micheals and Franklins fit this title.

William: obviously 1 + 1= 8

Katie: omg you are such a fuckin silly goose pickle

by A_rubber_tire May 16, 2022

Suck Fuck Goose

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

Bruce the Goose

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.

"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"

by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019

Canada Goose

Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.

Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.

by Wizard of wackiness June 15, 2018

Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

by Babsock November 2, 2019

gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

Dime Goose

Something to call your woman or someone else's woman when they're not around.

AJ: "Homeboy, where's your Dime goose?"
Tom: "What?"

by TCeezy September 10, 2009