Goob

The most alpha of all the boys. Fueled by Bacardi and Jell-O shots, Goob elevates his physical and mental state and becomes “Alpha Goob”

Did you guys see Alpha Goob last night? He went sicko mode.

by Alpha Goob July 9, 2020

gooba

the definition of a gooba is a annoying selfish spoiled brat that is also a dick to everybody around him

dude that adam kid is such a gooba

why do u still talk to that adam kid he's such a goob

by yugi2233 July 16, 2020

Goober

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

Goober

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

by LittelGoober September 8, 2020

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

gooberjockey

Someone who wore one red sock and one white sock and ate with their mouth open

Bro, we are going to dinner with my parents are you really going to be a gooberjockey all night?

by NotAnAttorney November 9, 2020

gooba

a screaming skittle

have you heard gooba by the screaming skittle ?

by l3xianna September 26, 2020