Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Goobert

the goob

person A: who tf is goobert
person B: the goob

by the very goob April 12, 2025

Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.

“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)

by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"

by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026

goobermaxxing

the act of being as silly as possible in day to day life.

person 1: what have you been doing lately.

person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).

by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026

Gooberschnärf

An extremely annoying person.

You absolute GOOBERSCHNÄRF

by thesigma. February 9, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026