Geometry Dash

A musical based platformer side scrolling game made in 2013 by Robert Topala, creator of Boomlings, Geometry Dash Meltdown, Geometry Dash World, and Geometry Dash Sub Zero. It was inspired by The Impossible Game. Players had to tap to the beat of songs made by MDK, Dex Arson, Waterflame, DJ Nate, and ForeverBound, to avoid various obstacles. Various gamemodes were introduced during the updates, Cube, Ship, UFO, Wave, Ball, Spider, and Robot, There are many different portals that were added with the gamemodes that triggered size, gamemodes, and gravity. The portals were different colored. Many hard levels were created. It started getting popular in 1.9 as Spanish people played the game. Alot of players raged.

I'm gonna play Geometry Dash.

by Raz0r5 April 22, 2020

geometry dash

a game where 4 year olds try to beat a game where you jump over spikes and jump on blocks and yeah. and then they get 98% and get so mad that they smash their Ipad.

4yo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT 98% IN GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by A really big weirdo April 25, 2022

geometry dash kid

a small penis child who plays geometry dash on his massive ipad with max volume. could also be used as an insult.

have you heard about Theo he's such a geometry dash kid.

by mrpickleburger June 16, 2022

Mr German

A teacher who doesn’t care about what people think and knows he is always right.

“Did you see the new teacher?”
“Yeah, he is such a Mr German!”

by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018

Germanese

The mintest combination of German & Chinese ancestry, forming an intelligent, charismatic, charming, humurous, gorgeous child. The brains of the Asian & the looks of the German, This kid has it all. Warning, very rare breed, one of a kind. If you know one, you're lucky.

Dayummm, that Germanese is one of a kind !

by Germanese kid- August 19, 2008

german

Basically what I got from everyone else's description is:

Germans are strong, angry, Nazis with large penises that used to beat up France as a hobby.

Don't go near that angry guy in the Nazi uniform, he will strike you down with his large genetalia. He is German.

by Viktir666 October 1, 2005

German Phillips

A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.

I had a lovely German Phillips last week.

by Silurhys December 12, 2010